Howard Stern Quotes

Howard Stern Quotes: It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
Author: Howard Stern
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
Author: Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Author: Howard Stern
I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
Author: Howard Stern
You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
Author: Howard Stern
I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
Author: Howard Stern
I will never feel successful.
Author: Howard Stern
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You're a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait.
Author: Howard Stern
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
Author: Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Author: Howard Stern
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
Author: Howard Stern
I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
Author: Howard Stern