SWEET BEATRICE YELLING, "I'M GOING TO THE CORNER STORE, BE BACK AT QUARTER TO FOUR" "DON'T SLAM YOUR PINKIES IN THE DRAWER" SHE CAN BE LIKE A MAIDEN FROM THE DAYS OF YORE HANGING OUT AT STUDIO 54 BREAK DANCING ON THE SLICK BRICK DISCO FLOOR WITH LIONEL RICHIE WHO, BY THE WAY, WAS A COMMODORE ONE TIME SHE GAVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A SNAGGLE TOOTH BOAR WHO COULDN'T BREAT RIGHT SINCE THE VIETNAM WAR THEN SHE PLAYED CHINESE CHECKERS WITH SKELETOR AND WENT CAMPING WITH EVA GABO
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Schneider and Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this Click actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.
She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders
My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.
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