Adam Sandler Quotes

Adam Sandler Quotes: I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.
I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.
Author: Adam Sandler
SWEET BEATRICE YELLING,
SWEET BEATRICE YELLING, "I'M GOING TO THE CORNER STORE, BE BACK AT QUARTER TO FOUR" "DON'T SLAM YOUR PINKIES IN THE DRAWER" SHE CAN BE LIKE A MAIDEN FROM THE DAYS OF YORE HANGING OUT AT STUDIO 54 BREAK DANCING ON THE SLICK BRICK DISCO FLOOR WITH LIONEL RICHIE WHO, BY THE WAY, WAS A COMMODORE ONE TIME SHE GAVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A SNAGGLE TOOTH BOAR WHO COULDN'T BREAT RIGHT SINCE THE VIETNAM WAR THEN SHE PLAYED CHINESE CHECKERS WITH SKELETOR AND WENT CAMPING WITH EVA GABO
Author: Adam Sandler
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
Author: Adam Sandler
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.
Author: Adam Sandler
My hobbies are run-on sentences.
My hobbies are run-on sentences.
Author: Adam Sandler
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Schneider and Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this Click actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Schneider and Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this Click actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.
Author: Adam Sandler
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
Author: Adam Sandler
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
Author: Adam Sandler
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Author: Adam Sandler
She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders
She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders
Author: Adam Sandler
I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
Author: Adam Sandler
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Author: Adam Sandler
The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like,
The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?
Author: Adam Sandler
It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
Author: Adam Sandler
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
Author: Adam Sandler
My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.
My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.
Author: Adam Sandler
I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.
I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.
Author: Adam Sandler
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Author: Adam Sandler
She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home
She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home
Author: Adam Sandler
We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
Author: Adam Sandler